We’ve all had these nights the place we’ve watched a little bit an excessive amount of “Historical Aliens,” however holy hell did one very drunk man overdo it. On Monday, Oct. 5, police in Casper, Wyoming arrested a person for public intoxication who claimed to be a time-traveler despatched to save lots of humanity from aliens.
In line with native information outlet KTWO-AM, Casper resident Bryant Johnson had a blood alcohol content material of .136 however exhibited no clear proof of alien abduction.
“[He] claimed he was from the yr 2048, and was attempting to warn the folks of Casper that aliens have been coming subsequent yr, and they need to depart as quickly as attainable,” KTWO-AM notes. “Johnson advised police the one approach he was in a position to time journey was to have aliens fill his physique with alcohol and have him stand on an enormous pad which transported him to 2017, however he ended up in incorrect yr, and was alleged to be in 2018.” There may be actually no approach I might write these sentences higher than KTWO-AM did, so I’ve left them completely in tact.
Inverse obtained Johnson’s redacted affidavit from the Casper Police Division. Sadly, it makes no point out of time-traveling, alien abduction, or any mixture of the 2:
Someway, issues for Johnson went from dangerous to worse. Along with inflicting a scene within the emergency room of a neighborhood hospital, he apparently advised cops he wanted to talk to the “president of the city.” Casper, a metropolis of 60,000 folks, has no authorities official with such a title.
It’s unclear what impressed this drunken tirade, however let’s hope this entire sequence makes it into the following “Guardians of the Galaxy.” On the very least, we hope Johnson discovered his lesson: alcohol-induced alien conspiracy theories are for Reddit, not real-life.
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